Last night none of the kids really wanted to go to sleep. About 40 mins after lights out Cath is studying I am watching the India Grand Prix, Gabe has already come down twice to give extra kisses then Sammy starts his call. So up I go and walk into Sammy’s room to see him smiling ear to ear. “Daddy, I need to go Poo. It just takes 5 mins” So although I know he is “trickin” I play along and we head to the bathroom. After urging him on for 5 mins still nothing. Everytime I tell him thats it back to bed he gives me a serious Sam look and tells me “Stop, it takes five minutes” Then he tells me “Daddy I need Pievacy”. Then he lets go a toot, and looks back into the toilet. Then another toot and he looks back into the toilet. Then he looks at me confused and asks “whats a toot Daddy?”. I tell him a fart, and he looks back into the toilet then looks at me “whats a fart”. Yup he was very confused that there was no sign of a toot or a fart in the toilet. After 5 mins of pievacy he dropped a good log and it was back to bed.